What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 14:39

No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
Still no good
Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
Then came..
Just Forget it!
No way
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Thumbs down again.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
share office space ...
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Catatonics & High Colonics
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Next, they tried...
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