What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 14:39

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No go.

Freaks and Cheeks

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No, not a chance

Everyone loved it.

First-ever image of China's mysterious 'quasi moon' probe revealed weeks after it secretly launched into space - Live Science

Still no good

Hysterias & Posteriors

They put up a sign reading

What is music publishing?

Then came..

Just Forget it!

No way

Long-dead satellite emits strong radio signal, puzzling astronomers - CNN

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Minds and Behinds

Still no good.

Insulin Isn't Just Made by The Pancreas. Here's Another Location Few Know About. - ScienceAlert

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

One of Pop’s Hottest Stars Posted a Risqué Album Cover. All Hell Broke Loose. - Slate Magazine

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Thumbs down again.

In an interview Donald Trump said Taylor Swift could be a success in the music industry if she was not so liberal. What do you think? Is Trump correct that Swift is failing as a singer and should listen to his advice about her politics?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Titan's Atmosphere 'Wobbles Like a Gyroscope' – And No One Knows Why - ScienceAlert

Another attempt resulted in ...

Loons and Moons

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What are the best Jewish jokes?

So they tried

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

How to watch the 2025 Tony Awards - CNN

Nuts and Butts

Unacceptable again!

share office space ...

Rapid rookie Foster 'shaved the mustache and ended up on pole' - RACER - Racing News

Catatonics & High Colonics

Next, they tried...

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